speeding

[PeterFarrow]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even
more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 110 mph...then 120... then 130. Suddenly he
thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to
await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused, then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, sir,' replied the trooper

[simonB]

aahhhh the old ones are the best

[panaman]

should have said that in court last week guys, got done for 101mph on motorway got 6 points and 380 fine. Lady in b4 me got a 6 month ban and a 1000 fine she was doing 87 in a 50.